I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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