I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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