roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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