Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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