I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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