My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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