I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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