i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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