Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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