No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
this is an emotional support booty call
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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