Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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