Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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