I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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