We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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