I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So vagazzling was a success
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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