No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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