Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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