Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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