i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
These tits shall not be calmed
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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