Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Randomize