Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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