the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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