i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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