when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
