You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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