i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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