That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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