Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just google imaged poop.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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