the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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