OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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