Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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