Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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