Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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