Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like eating out sand paper
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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