hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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