her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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