you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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