How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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