So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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