your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you win again, gameday.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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