I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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