Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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