I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I looked at my own cervix.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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