I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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