I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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