She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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