In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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