i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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