My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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