Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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