P.S. I can't hear my feet
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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