So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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