if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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