He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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