Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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