his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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