idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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