I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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