in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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