Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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